Suhteessa nettikaupan teksteihin on Oi Polloin varsinainen liike aika tylsä.
Siis tylsä ja pikkaisen vaatimaton, ei siis samalla tavalla friikkisirkus kuin myös mainosteksteistään tunnetun Varustelekan myymälä.
Ever wondered why you’re so bad at running? Well, we can’t say for certain, but it’s probably because you don’t own a full kit from Nike X Undercover GYAKUSOU. Sent from the distant future, this stuff is crammed full of details we never knew we needed. Vents cut by the hands of laser-bots? Invisible pockets? Massive reflective Japanese words? It almost makes us want to stop watching repeats of You’ve Been Framed, crawl out of our dank bedsits and actually take up running.
Almost.
e: Pakko lisätä vielä tää :D
Ever wanted to parade around town looking like a space-age Robin Hood? We have. Luckily, the Nike X GYAKUSOU AS UC Long Tights are here to turn our fantasies into reality. Now all we need is a long-bow that fires laser beams and a twiddly silver moustache. Apparently these are also good for running in, but who cares about that?
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The Nike x Undercover GYAKUSOU AS UC Dri-fit Thermal Jacket — yes, it’s got a long name, but it’s for a reason. It may not look it thanks to it’s sombre hues, but it’s actually crammed with useful tech that’ll make marathons seem like a walk in the park. It’s made out of Nike’s premier sweat wicking fabric, it’s got a crafty back pocket for snack-bars and, last but by no means least, the swoosh on the back is reflective, meaning you can safely run down the middle of a road without rear of injury.
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Contrary to popular belief, the majestic Monkey Boots weren’t actually designed for monkeys at all. They were in fact designed for the brave and courageous soldiers of the Czechoslovakian military. Now we’ve got that out the way, how about these fine things from Fracap eh? They’re made from super supple suede, have a concrete-friendly Vibram sole and have a nice, slim shape not often seen in the clumpy world of boots.
Danner boots may just be the closest thing we’ve found to wearing monster trucks on our feet. Don’t take this as gospel, but we’re fairly certain that they could crush the roof of a Nissan Micra with even the slightest glance.
But don’t just take our word for it… only recently the National Geographic gave them a Gear of the Year award. So if you’re looking to trek into the depths of Papua New Guinea to take emotional photographs of topless tribe members, and then stomp on a hatchback, then look no further…
But don’t just take our word for it… only recently the National Geographic gave them a Gear of the Year award. So if you’re looking to trek into the depths of Papua New Guinea to take emotional photographs of topless tribe members, and then stomp on a hatchback, then look no further…
The Shawl Cardigan from Ralph Lauren is a great late entry into the alternative knitwear category. It’s a proper comfortable cotton knit, with some rather good buttons. It also got a slight ‘elderly Daniel Plainview’ look to it. Perfect for drinking milkshakes, explaining drainage and the occasional bowling alley beatdown.
http://www.oipolloi.com/polo-ralph-laur ... -grey-marl
"Now a 32 year old man, Kevin Mccalister is once again home alone after a painful breakup with his long-term girlfriend. His blubbering didn’t last for long though, and after ordering a pizza and watching an old mobster film, he got to work defending his house from the no-doubt imminent burglary that he knows being alone in a home instigates. He heated up his door handles, he made sure his doorstep was particularly icy and he constructed a cunning contraption involving a nail-gun, a food processor and a four-way plug socket adapter. He then realised that he didn’t have anything worth stealing anyway and spending two days gluing drawing pins to his carpet is a bit of a weird way for a 32 year old to act. Alright, it’s not particularly exciting, but considering all that Macaulay Culkin is doing at the moment is playing in a pizza-based Velvet Underground covers band (we’re sorry to say this isn’t a joke), we’re quietly confident that he’ll reprise the role. "
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